saladder:

people who bite ice cream with their front teeth are on a whole different level

(via gnarly)

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via thegingerinleeds)

mrbritishhimself:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

There’s always one.

"This is my swamp"

(via humorking)